Well kids, the time has come!

Since the dawn of time, trouble has been brewing. Unbeknown to us, there are certain forces at work, gathering certain, smells if you like, for an upcoming war. It is all deadly serious. Here in series two of our guides to living, we uncover the truth about mars, god and all that crap. We've been away for a long time now tiny peoples, but now we're back and BLACKER THAN EVER!

Safe.
Well HERE IT IS FOLKS!